Post by Shyanna Jovanovic on Jul 22, 2018 21:37:02 GMT
Nickname: Shy, Full name: Shyanna Jovanovic. I'm here cuz I recently build a city on Leafar and was chatted up by a big hairy/scary Wookie with an infectious smile. He invited me to this powwow so I suppose i'll share my good cheer with everyone. Bit about me: I currently work for TOR whether thats good or bad for my morals I have no idea. A year ago, I'd have shot you on sight if you told me to put 4 mines in the same city but with a bit of coaxing and a LOT of money I'm proudly (Grudgingly) slapping 8 down! Its terribl...ly profitable. God I'm a sellout and it feels so good. Way I figure I can use that cash to buy my own planet and protect ITS environment. If people want their planets turned into polluted cesspools, its going to happen whether I'm the one doing it or not so I might as well get it over with.
Post by Logan Shivers on Jul 30, 2018 20:04:52 GMT
I saw the title and thought I would be coming here to rant about the don't take drugs bit... If ya gonna go fight some danmed stinking enemy, stims to the eyeballs always gets you there in a much better mood.
then drink until you fall over to celebrate.
hmm.. enough of that, back on point, ish…
go to get your eyes tested lady Shy! The only thing infectious about a Wookie... well, IS a Wookie!! damned flea bitten furballs…
HAHAHA... but don't worry, I still mingle with the oversized hairy muscle bags, they ait too bad really... and mostly know how to have a laugh...
And tolerate a drunk, slightly crazy, reincarnated, stim hooked, battle loving lizard...
Post by Max Ameeno Bacca on Jul 31, 2018 20:38:25 GMT
Hahahaha - no demotion but I can't wait for our next One on One Combat Competition. I might just skin you afterwards to make myself to new over the shoulder ammo belt. You won't mind, you will just regenerate a new scaly hide afterwards and you will be no worse for wear.
Post by Shyanna Jovanovic on Aug 3, 2018 17:23:11 GMT
Man I had to figure out how to recover my password. It was under the help wizard section and... well I don't like asking for help so it took me at least twenty minutes to swallow my pride. Wookies are not infectious, I was referring to his smile. Unless we are talking about the exotic tics that on rare ovvasion crawl out of the jungle and up their butts to make them really tight when handing out promotions and raises. Luckily I don't have to worry about that bit myself. But Logan is just beggin` for special attention.
I have some great ideas for cesspools and am more than willing to share them. Fucked up one planet, fucked em all amirite?
Duels? That sounds absolutely terrifying. I'd rather not cuddle up with a bunch of sweaty men thx.
Post by Shyanna Jovanovic on Aug 4, 2018 20:59:04 GMT
Well, naturally, the first thing you have to do is slab the entire planet. Pop drained cities on water, and stump cities on forests. Can't have that pesky water cycle getting in the way of construction now can we? Then you need to level off the edges. Blast mountains apart and open up the tops of caves to then fill them back up completely. After that, plop full mine cities down to ensure you completely empty out a deposit with as few runs as possible. This way you can get terrain changed into craters or rock as quick as possible (You know you are doing well when you see just grey and red on your planetary map). For most every other city you need to put 12 factories down (non-deposits). The only flats that you really need are the initial controlling flats because you can work the 'citizens' 25/7 and then when they drop, simply bring in more slaves.
I guess if you want, you can have a casino district, though nobody will be visiting it. They will be too busy dragging their chains in the mines or building WMDs in the factories, you probably won't be making much out of those casinos. Tourism? whats that? You destroyed all the pretty sights to see and the casinos are all understaffed and slaves dont smile while they work no matter how hard they work. It will be full of suckers and trust fund idiots who fall for your brochure that uses pre-development photos
You will need a state of the art sewer system to wash away all the blood and bits of flesh that come from whipping your slave workforce into shape. Route it away from the presidential district to keep that area nice. All the buildings there would have to be unstaffed though, as you don't want the unwashed masses sullying your ruling experience.
You will have to make your products simple. Nothing more complicated than a blaster, and even that is pushing it. You won't have time to train each of them to do better than things like that as the turnover rate for their working conditions is the time it takes for them to catch and succumb to infection from unhealed whip marks, Piss off and get beheaded by a slave driver, or be set alight and chased through the streets (as they are) as an example to maintain discipline.
You will need a district full of barracks and training academys to house your slave driver force, but like I said earlier, the slaves themselves don't need sleep.
All in all sounds like an unpleasant place to work (not talking about the slaves themselves, working as a slave anywhere sucks anyways), But potentially profitable if you have a ton of overseers managing the day to day.